A simple "Thank you"

One of my favorite greeting cards is a Thank You card that I found several years ago.  My friend used to joke about how I sort of look like Martha Stewart.  Her kids think that I sound like her as well. This card that I found is in the voice of Martha, and it is quite a hoot!

It goes like this:

"I wanted to simply thank you. . .So this morning I took 2,500 gorgeous red tulips that I picked up while in Holland and planted them in the likeness of your face, and then embroidered your name in a delightful manner on all 423 throw pillows I have in my living room, then prepared a 12-course dinner in your honor for 800 of your closest, dearest friends complete with an eight foot ice sculpture of you I carved with a chainsaw for the table centerpiece, and then I followed that with a brief 60 minute fireworks display ending with a giant "Thank you" exploding in all your favorite colors in the night sky.  (I just wish I had time to do something more elaborate.)"